YOU SHOW ME YOURS AND I’LL SHOW YOU MINE

(OVERHEARD DIALOGUE)
How do you pee with that girly thing?

I’m just streamlined.
It looks like an envelope that’s never been sealed. It needs a stamp.
How do you manage to walk

with all that stuff between your legs?

You look amputated to me.

You have balls that can’t even bounce.

How come parents cut off the tip
of your baby boy’s thing?

To make it look sleek and modern.

Your thing is vacant,

like space between the stars.

You have a nightcrawler worm

that never sees the sun.

Don’t ever try to stick your thing into me.

You might like it.

I hear that’s how parents make babies.